Who's gonna argue with Chuck Norris? I sure as hell ain't:
Congress' Clueless Credit System
Some reason's why it is obvious this man is correct:
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
1 comments:
Yada, yada, yada... same ole bullshit, just coming out a different stinking hole...
He just wants me to forget what HIS president, GWB did for 8 years and just worry about what Obama is doing to this country.
Not. Gonna. Work
Drew
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